It is what it is.

mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

(via norwegian-would)

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3 hours ago

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

(via norwegian-would)

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3 hours ago

reflectingblue:

raakellars:

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

Re-blog now, read later.

"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”

(via sirdanielhowell)

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wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

(via norwegian-would)

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14 hours ago

surmounts:

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.

(via norwegian-would)

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14 hours ago

queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

(via vvoto)

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luvallstuff:

The thing that’s so disgusting about the murders of Trayvon Martin, Mike Brown, Sean Bell etc (a very long list) is that it’s not like we’re trying to figure out who killed them. We know perfectly well. We’re just trying to figure out if that black kid deserved to die. They’re humanity is put on trial, like being a person wasn’t enough. Black people literally have to prove that we’re worthy of living.

(via bookmad)

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14 hours ago

sweetandsick:

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

image

'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

👏 👏 👏

(via bleed-to-love-her)

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14 hours ago
thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(Source: katara, via thearcherballet)

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14 hours ago

veganvibez:

the-goodvibe-tribe:

veganvibez:

"Not all men!!" Shut the fuck up. Enough men.

This is post is so incredibly ignorant and unnecessary.

(via bookmad)

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16 hours ago

caloriq:

Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead

(via west-coast-avenue)

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16 hours ago

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

(via thearcherballet)

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16 hours ago

candidlycara:

disasterscenario:

vivzie-pop:

laughterkey:

Repeat Stuff  - Bo Burnham

I don’t think I’ll ever come to terms with the unadulterated genius that is Bo

I lost my shit

Bo Burnham has an amazing ability to be hilarious while ridiculously and sometimes painfully on fucking point

Give me a brain like Bo’s. Amen. 

(via gillions)

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16 hours ago

pitrickstump:

at one of the fob shows in australia pete was introducing young volcanoes but as a joke he called it confessions of a chronic masturbator and pATRICK FOUND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE HAD TO TAKE LIKE 10 MINUTES TO STOP LAUGHING AND HE WENT ALL PINK AND IT WAS SO CUTE

(Source: qrandtheftautumn, via thearcherballet)

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